Funny Friendship SMS in English
A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?
What is a Girl Friend?
Answer :
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends….
So be careful
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t thinkmy friend would like me to.”
“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but my friend won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my friend is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
“Under the wagon.”